Happy Birthday, Madonna

Madonna turned 50 on Saturday. Don't worry if you forgot, she'll probably understand.

Here is a picture of her from her birthday night out. If it's anything like ours then she'd have ended the night in a Chinese karaoke bar.

What do you think that present is in her hand? Is it from Guy? Do you think he wrapped it himself?

Sometimes it's better to mime

In the absence of anything new happening on the Annie horizon (fingers crossed 'My Love Is Better' is still coming out), let's have a look at her singing her recent Top 60 hit 'I Know UR Girlfriend Hates Me'.



Our top tip for Annie's future success: film the 'My Love Is Better' video as an Annie versus Girls Aloud 'Walk This Way' style affair.

World domination? Check.

It's new Girls Aloud picture time!

Something to do with Kit Kats or charity or white t-shirts, we think.

Honestly, we're not obsessed with the Sugababes...

No really, we're not.

But we've noticed something a bit themetic about this new photo...



Namely:

1. High-waisted skirts
2. Blouses

We can also exclusively reveal what each Sugababe is thinking in that photo:

• Keisha - "You know I've firmly established myself as the new Head Sugababe in Mutya's wake, I know I have, we all know I have. And that's something I'm highly self-satsified with."

• Amelle - "Pfft, whatever Keisha. I'm coming up on the inside..."

• Heidi - "DANCING!!!!1!!!ONE!!!"

By the way, did you know this exists?

Edit...

Ok, we'll concede that Heidi's wail at 1:58 is a bit amazing.

Here come the 'Babes

So, the Sugababes are back. Weren't expecting that so soon were you! They have a new song, called "Girls", and it samples that song off the Boots adverts. And when we say samples, we mean "sounds exactly like, except with a beat and a bit of wailing in the background".



Forgive us for being a bit underwhelmed, if we're honest. It's no 'In The Middle', is it?

And the cover of Will Young's new album will look like...

...this: