Dirrrty cow

You've heard of Christina Aguilera, yes? The famous singing woman who's usually either dressed as a prostitute from The Fifth Element, a prostitute from the 1930s, or a mixture of the two.

Well, did you know that she sometimes gets pissed and dances like a loon?

We have evidence!

MTV VMA FYI

So, the MTV Video Music Awards were held last night. (No, not the ones in Liverpool, that's soon. These ones were in The America. Where everything that isn't about giant robotic spiders and MTV Awards shows held in Liverpool happens.)

The following people looking amazing last night:

And the following performances were amazing:

The End.