MTV VMA FYI

So, the MTV Video Music Awards were held last night. (No, not the ones in Liverpool, that's soon. These ones were in The America. Where everything that isn't about giant robotic spiders and MTV Awards shows held in Liverpool happens.)

The following people looking amazing last night:

And the following performances were amazing:

The End.

Look! Rihanna's normal too!

Here she is, just popping into her local Maccy D's for a double sausage and egg McMuffin and a hash brown...

...this is, of course, on her way to a video shoot or to frolic with Chris Brown, but it was nearly a normal thing.